Hey now! Sexy ladies, take note of this fine fellow and check out the dozens more at http://alphabots.tumblr.com.

Carbon hardened steel will make you squeal! See other Alphabots at http://alphabots.tumblr.com.

WARNING: Equusbot will absolutely, positively film your naked frolics with equines and post ‘em on YouTube every damn time. Don’t trust him.

See more bots at http://alphabots.tumblr.com

Can you dig it? Go to http://alphabots.tumblr.com/ to see 100′s of amazing alphabetical bots.

Originally designed in 1983 for the Japanese market by a pair of over zealous Ed Grimely fans with advanced robtic degrees, the Count Floyd Robotic Companion was thought lost to history when the only known supply sank aboard a Lithuanian trade ship outside the Caspian Sea. Earlier this year, however, a cache was discovered stored in a rusty old locker in Pittsburgh and this bloodthirsty wonder is available to the public once more!

Check out all the other Alphabetical Robots over at: http://alphabots.tumblr.com/

My B machine for the on going AlphaBots project. High five!

There’s a new Alpha based party happening over at http://alphabots.tumblr.com/ wherein happy parties can draw A-Z robots. I got my cold mechanical hat in the ring.

This is my submission to Brandon Lehman’s really excellent “Too Many Goddamn Draculas” anthology. There’s an amazing array of crazy talented cartoonists crammed in that vampire disdaining little volume and I heartily encourage every damned member of the public to make an attempt to purchase a copy: http://www.bobbymono.com/store.html

From my newest, currently sold out, minicomic. 2nd printing coming in September.